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My husband, a paramedic, rescued 2 kittens from an old lady's apartment.

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Using newly developed hyperthrust motors, the Planetary Defence Council was able to deflect the course of the 2 kilometer wide asteroid by 6 degrees.

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"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing," said the white-coated man.

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I was horrified when i learned that my 12 year old daughter was suspended from school today, for accidentally air dropping a snuff film to her whole class, including the teacher.

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My wife is the love of my life, and if she wants to sleep in late, I'm happy to help out.

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[NOV23] I finally convinced her that losing her boyfriend wasn't the end of the world, and that she still had the will to live.

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Ssshhhh, it's okay sweetie, we'll both be with Mommy soon.

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[JAN23] My Tinder date stormed out, calling me a two-faced bastard.

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As the armed man demanded that I give him all my money, all I could do was smile.

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[JUL22] I beg you, Hades, please let my wife return to the land of the living, I can't keep going like this!

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My husband, a paramedic, rescued 2 kittens from an old lady's apartment.	64	TwoSentenceHorror
Using newly developed hyperthrust motors, the Planetary Defence Council was able to deflect the course of the 2 kilometer wide asteroid by 6 degrees.	60	TwoSentenceHorror
"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing," said the white-coated man.	59	TwoSentenceHorror
I was horrified when i learned that my 12 year old daughter was suspended from school today, for accidentally air dropping a snuff film to her whole class, including the teacher.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife is the love of my life, and if she wants to sleep in late, I'm happy to help out.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV23] I finally convinced her that losing her boyfriend wasn't the end of the world, and that she still had the will to live.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
Ssshhhh, it's okay sweetie, we'll both be with Mommy soon.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN23] My Tinder date stormed out, calling me a two-faced bastard.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
As the armed man demanded that I give him all my money, all I could do was smile.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUL22] I beg you, Hades, please let my wife return to the land of the living, I can't keep going like this!	39	TwoSentenceHorror