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My parents always told me I'd be famous some day.

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My bride and I stood on the beach of our private island getaway, watching the sunset and holding hands.

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I will admit, I still feel a bit of guilt for putting cyanide in Tylenol back in the 80s.

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At my father's funeral, everyone kept saying he was a great man, full of kindness, and a loving father.

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People say that guilt is a curse, a burden that you must bear for the rest of your life.

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You can call me a monster if you wish, but I think it's funny to kidnap people's pets.

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[NOV22] When it comes to protecting my family, no sacrifice is too great.

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Three years ago, I was addicted to heroin, homeless, and always hungry, but today I'm a new man.

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It my own fault that I'm trapped in this room with this horrible beast, ropes of saliva snaking down its flabby jowls while it's greedy eyes stare at me, like I was just a piece of meat.

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[MAY23] The winter has lasted for over two years now, so when I spotted the bonfire in the distance, I couldn't help but run towards its warmth.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My parents always told me I'd be famous some day.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
My bride and I stood on the beach of our private island getaway, watching the sunset and holding hands.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
I will admit, I still feel a bit of guilt for putting cyanide in Tylenol back in the 80s.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
At my father's funeral, everyone kept saying he was a great man, full of kindness, and a loving father.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
People say that guilt is a curse, a burden that you must bear for the rest of your life.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
You can call me a monster if you wish, but I think it's funny to kidnap people's pets.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV22] When it comes to protecting my family, no sacrifice is too great.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
Three years ago, I was addicted to heroin, homeless, and always hungry, but today I'm a new man.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
It my own fault that I'm trapped in this room with this horrible beast, ropes of saliva snaking down its flabby jowls while it's greedy eyes stare at me, like I was just a piece of meat.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAY23] The winter has lasted for over two years now, so when I spotted the bonfire in the distance, I couldn't help but run towards its warmth.	16	TwoSentenceHorror