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There are too many homeless people, and too many hungry people, so I'm doing my best to help out.

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At the press conference tonight, the police chief stated his belief that a single killer was responsible for the recent string of gruesome murders.

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My wife accused me of sneaking out of the house late last night to meet another woman.

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I was in a bad mood, I've never had any sympathy for panhandlers, and maybe, just maybe, I was a tiny bit rude to the beggar at the top of the subway escalator.

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As the path curved away from the chasm, I let out a sigh of relief, knowing that I would soon be home preparing dinner for my children.

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Congratulations, Miss, you just gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby girl!

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Five years ago, when I was in 3rd grade, my teacher asked everybody what they wanted to be when they got older, and I said I wanted to be an orphan.

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My father always said that his greatest fear about getting old was that he might get hit hard by Alzheimers.

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Growing up during the Cold War, we were all acutely aware of the threat of nuclear annihilation.

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[NOV22] It's been three days since my wife passed away, and I don't know what I'm going to do with myself now.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There are too many homeless people, and too many hungry people, so I'm doing my best to help out.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
At the press conference tonight, the police chief stated his belief that a single killer was responsible for the recent string of gruesome murders.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife accused me of sneaking out of the house late last night to meet another woman.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I was in a bad mood, I've never had any sympathy for panhandlers, and maybe, just maybe, I was a tiny bit rude to the beggar at the top of the subway escalator.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
As the path curved away from the chasm, I let out a sigh of relief, knowing that I would soon be home preparing dinner for my children.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
Congratulations, Miss, you just gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby girl!	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Five years ago, when I was in 3rd grade, my teacher asked everybody what they wanted to be when they got older, and I said I wanted to be an orphan.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
My father always said that his greatest fear about getting old was that he might get hit hard by Alzheimers.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
Growing up during the Cold War, we were all acutely aware of the threat of nuclear annihilation.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV22] It's been three days since my wife passed away, and I don't know what I'm going to do with myself now.	8	TwoSentenceHorror