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[FEB23] “I know how much you love secrets so I’ll tell you this, those weren’t vitamins that I put in your IV.”

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[Mar21] "Time to spring forward," the man on the radio announced, "and set those clocks ahead if you haven't already."

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[Dec2020] A few years ago I was the victim of an Ice Bucket Challenge that left me covered in a mixture of ice, urine, and feces.

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[Dec2020] My boyfriend smiled at me as he said, "Don't worry, it's just a little bit of ice."

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There sitting on her rocking horse was my baby girl in her favorite blue dress...

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This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing...

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[FEB23] I don’t know which is worse: losing the love of my life in a drug war…

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[FEB23] "I love you so much that you can't live without me," my ex drunkingly proclaimed.

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[Jan21] "The year was 1821 when your great great grandmother thought she could hide from me too," the witch said menacingly as she reached for our precious newborn baby.

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[FEB23] I’ve spent hours on the phone listening to her cry, taking her to various appointments, and buying her meals, yet she still isn’t in love with me and refers to me as her “good friend”.

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[FEB23] “I know how much you love secrets so I’ll tell you this, those weren’t vitamins that I put in your IV.”	23
[Mar21] "Time to spring forward," the man on the radio announced, "and set those clocks ahead if you haven't already."	21
[Dec2020] A few years ago I was the victim of an Ice Bucket Challenge that left me covered in a mixture of ice, urine, and feces.	19
[Dec2020] My boyfriend smiled at me as he said, "Don't worry, it's just a little bit of ice."	18
There sitting on her rocking horse was my baby girl in her favorite blue dress...	17
This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing...	16
[FEB23] I don’t know which is worse: losing the love of my life in a drug war…	15
[FEB23] "I love you so much that you can't live without me," my ex drunkingly proclaimed.	15
[Jan21] "The year was 1821 when your great great grandmother thought she could hide from me too," the witch said menacingly as she reached for our precious newborn baby.	14
[FEB23] I’ve spent hours on the phone listening to her cry, taking her to various appointments, and buying her meals, yet she still isn’t in love with me and refers to me as her “good friend”.	13