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While trying to make sense of the chaos that had become my life, I heard my father's voice say, "Whenever you feel lost and you need to regroup, you can always come home."

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I knew I'd finally made it when I was able to put my kids in private school, purchase a house in one of the safest neighborhoods in the city, and buy the car that I'd always dreamed about.

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"We managed to revive your husband," said the doctor, "but I'm afraid he lost his memories."

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[Dec2020] "Mommy, it's so cold," my daughter told me as she scooted her body closer to mine.

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[Dec2020] She wished her kids would stay this small forever. So she...

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[Jan21] The year was 1821, but I could have sworn I set the time machine to 2118.

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[FEB23] My husband said that if I really did love him, I would have his baby despite me not wanting to be a mother.

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[Dec2020] My husband has always liked my special iced coffee, but today he decided he wanted his coffee hot.

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[Dec2020] I'd been working over 12 hours a day delivering groceries, so when my daughter asked if we could build the world's biggest snowman I told her "yes" even though I could barely keep my eyes open.

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Bumble, OK Cupid, Hinge, I tried them all and I hadn't found a woman that could live up to my standards until I met Sarah.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While trying to make sense of the chaos that had become my life, I heard my father's voice say, "Whenever you feel lost and you need to regroup, you can always come home."	1788
I knew I'd finally made it when I was able to put my kids in private school, purchase a house in one of the safest neighborhoods in the city, and buy the car that I'd always dreamed about.	625
"We managed to revive your husband," said the doctor, "but I'm afraid he lost his memories."	360
[Dec2020] "Mommy, it's so cold," my daughter told me as she scooted her body closer to mine.	126
[Dec2020] She wished her kids would stay this small forever. So she...	70
[Jan21] The year was 1821, but I could have sworn I set the time machine to 2118.	61
[FEB23] My husband said that if I really did love him, I would have his baby despite me not wanting to be a mother.	53
[Dec2020] My husband has always liked my special iced coffee, but today he decided he wanted his coffee hot.	32
[Dec2020] I'd been working over 12 hours a day delivering groceries, so when my daughter asked if we could build the world's biggest snowman I told her "yes" even though I could barely keep my eyes open.	27
Bumble, OK Cupid, Hinge, I tried them all and I hadn't found a woman that could live up to my standards until I met Sarah.	24