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“I would LITERALLY do ANYTHING to make you happy babe” I told my husband as I drove the knife deep into my chest…. NSFW

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My wife killed herself last night, leaving a suicide note claiming the “voices in her head” had finally become too much.

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I woke this morning to an unbearable hybrid of pain/tickling on the tip of my penis. NSFW

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“Unfortunately Sir, the tapeworm has managed to invade itself into your bladder” NSFW

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And as Vlad pushed the metal spike expertly up my anus and through my body, I realised to my horror today will NOT be the day I die. NSFW

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Due to EXTREME overcrowding in the paedophile correctional facility, the warden was given a blank cheque and the simple order to be “creative”…

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The little girl wished for the ability to understand EVERY language. NSFW

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I REALLY regret signing up to an Ancestry Discovery page.

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“I can’t feel anything” he cried as I rubbed my frosty mittens hard against his frostbitten feet…

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I never understood why in the movies the torturer pulled out the victims teeth with a pair of pliers…

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I would LITERALLY do ANYTHING to make you happy babe” I told my husband as I drove the knife deep into my chest…. NSFW	10520
My wife killed herself last night, leaving a suicide note claiming the “voices in her head” had finally become too much.	8595
I woke this morning to an unbearable hybrid of pain/tickling on the tip of my penis. NSFW	7510
“Unfortunately Sir, the tapeworm has managed to invade itself into your bladder” NSFW	5819
And as Vlad pushed the metal spike expertly up my anus and through my body, I realised to my horror today will NOT be the day I die. NSFW	4806
Due to EXTREME overcrowding in the paedophile correctional facility, the warden was given a blank cheque and the simple order to be “creative”…	3247
The little girl wished for the ability to understand EVERY language. NSFW	2850
I REALLY regret signing up to an Ancestry Discovery page.	1286
“I can’t feel anything” he cried as I rubbed my frosty mittens hard against his frostbitten feet…	1217
I never understood why in the movies the torturer pulled out the victims teeth with a pair of pliers…	960