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I swallow the pills, down the bottle of vodka, and then lie down waiting for the end.

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The message had been being transmitted for years from right here on earth we just hadn’t known how to translate it.

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20 years after my conviction for killing my wife and child I am finally out of prison and ready to seek out the people truly respond for their deaths. NSFW

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The miracle pills that allowed you to eat whatever you like without putting on weight were an instant success, no one really cared how they worked as long as they continued to melt the fat cells.

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‘Pass him to me,’ I said as my wife struggled to keep up while carrying the baby.

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[JUN22] I had always been curious about my birth parents and after my second child was born I renewed my efforts to find them.

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The guy who checks my harness smiles at me and I get the fleeting thought that I have seen him before.

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[MAY22] ‘You look beautiful,’I said handing her the bouquet of flowers and smiling as she inhaled their subtle fragrance.

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As I insert the precious embryo carefully into its home for the next 9 months I marvel once again at the advances in medical science.

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Team, the latest delicious products and advertising have been wildly successful and I commend you all on your hard work.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I swallow the pills, down the bottle of vodka, and then lie down waiting for the end.	10012
The message had been being transmitted for years from right here on earth we just hadn’t known how to translate it.	6780
20 years after my conviction for killing my wife and child I am finally out of prison and ready to seek out the people truly respond for their deaths. NSFW	5532
The miracle pills that allowed you to eat whatever you like without putting on weight were an instant success, no one really cared how they worked as long as they continued to melt the fat cells.	4519
‘Pass him to me,’ I said as my wife struggled to keep up while carrying the baby.	1842
[JUN22] I had always been curious about my birth parents and after my second child was born I renewed my efforts to find them.	1832
The guy who checks my harness smiles at me and I get the fleeting thought that I have seen him before.	1313
[MAY22] ‘You look beautiful,’I said handing her the bouquet of flowers and smiling as she inhaled their subtle fragrance.	1016
As I insert the precious embryo carefully into its home for the next 9 months I marvel once again at the advances in medical science.	957
Team, the latest delicious products and advertising have been wildly successful and I commend you all on your hard work.	572