/u/Amablue's posts
[WP] One year ago a teleporter experiment went awry, affecting all living humans. The location of every single person on the planet was randomly shuffled. How does the world look now?
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[WP] For years we thought magic spells were made out of rhyming couplets. That's why we could never get them to work, they're actually based on puns. The cleverer the pun the more powerful the spell
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[WP] You have a novelty ouija board rug in your house. You watch your roomba run one day, and now you're beginning to suspect that someone is trying to send you a message.
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[WP] While working on a physics problem, you accidentally disprove a law of physics that has been observed for centuries. Suddenly, that law stops applying.
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[EU] You are a journalist for the Coruscant Times. Your source has informed you the Empire is working on a weapon called the Death Star. Tell me about your attempt (and failure) to blow this story wide open.
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[WP] "But professor, how do the clones react when they realize they dissolve after 24 hours?" "I don't tell them. Each night, I take a snapshot of their memories and upload it into the next copy."
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[WP] You have a rare condition that makes it so that you can only speak in snappy one liners and comebacks.
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[WP] "Breaking news tonight: Scientists have discovered that I can alter reality by simply speaking. Anything I say becomes true, and I will be ad-libbing the remainder of this newscast"
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