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I had worked as hard as I could for years to implement the solution to the virus that had infected the entire population, and was now ready to begin

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After a lifetime of pious prayer, aid to the poor and sick, and contributions to the Church, I died and found myself face-to-face with God.

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"We are going to save you, just like all the others we could find," the alien said as it welcomed me onto its ship in orbit above the devastated planet.

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It was the greatest discovery science had ever made, and it perfectly explained our place in the Universe

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Science says that if the Sun were destroyed, it’d be eight minutes before we on Earth would know.

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We are all immortal, and even after we should have been killed our consciousness continues to exist in another timeline.

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It was my first day on the hospital's code team, and I was proud to be the first to arrive to the cardiac arrest in the MRI room.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had worked as hard as I could for years to implement the solution to the virus that had infected the entire population, and was now ready to begin	148
After a lifetime of pious prayer, aid to the poor and sick, and contributions to the Church, I died and found myself face-to-face with God.	29
"We are going to save you, just like all the others we could find," the alien said as it welcomed me onto its ship in orbit above the devastated planet.	21
It was the greatest discovery science had ever made, and it perfectly explained our place in the Universe	18
Science says that if the Sun were destroyed, it’d be eight minutes before we on Earth would know.	16
We are all immortal, and even after we should have been killed our consciousness continues to exist in another timeline.	15
It was my first day on the hospital's code team, and I was proud to be the first to arrive to the cardiac arrest in the MRI room.	1