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[WP] You and your parents are labelled eccentric. You have all avoided the ocean, yet when they are killed, you arrange a sea burial for them. As the caskets sink, you watch the rest of your family swim up from the murky depths below to take them home, and some of them pause to wave at you.
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[WP] You’re a high school student who’s enduring the usual lecture about hell and its denizens during Religious Ed. What has become blatantly clear is this blowhard has never set foot in the fiery realm. You were born there, and some of your best friends are demons. Take Max sitting beside you.
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[WP] You’re a rare variety of adventurer. You retired after decades of fighting all manner of creatures. You're still an outsider in your village and have been relegated the smallest hut on the outskirts. It’s peaceful, so long as no one goes poking around in your four fully-loaded bags of holding.
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[WP] You were once caught pickpocketing from a wizard, and now the back of your hands are runed against stealing at all. Stealing is all you know, until someone spotted the runes and offered you a job. One you are now perfect for.
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[WP] You take a job to assassinate someone. It’s worth a lot of money, and only one target name. Azrael with no surname is about the cutest thing you’ve ever heard and you’re positive their pseudonym is just as adorable. After all, ‘the Angel of Death’ can’t possibly be literal, can it?
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[WP] You’re a retired hitman/enforcer for the mob. You take your wife to the movies and let her pick since you don’t care. Until partway through the movie, you realise it’s a mob movie where the names of all the characters are real people. And someone is playing the part of you … in great detail.
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[WP]The immortals are having a pity party for themselves. “What I don’t get is why the world made me so overweight yet expects me to fit down chimneys,” Santa grumbled over his beer. “What are you whining about? I’m expected to deliver eggs!” said the Easter Bunny. “Do I look like a chicken to you?"
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[WP] Hours after you survive a horrendous car crash, you hear fierce arguing in the back seat. Looking through the rear-view mirror, you see an angel and a demon disagreeing over who has the more right to your soul based on your life’s decisions. Neither of them has counted on your will to live.
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