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She had bought the lamp from the antique shop because of the attractive patterns on the leather lamp shade.

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"No Doctor, my wife and I have prayed on it and we've decided that our son doesn't need your tetanus or rabies shot."

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"If you're reading this I failed."

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"Dear Customer due to a lack of payment your oxygen supply will be turned off in 48hrs."

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"If you or someone you know is unhappy you must report it to nearest Psychiatric officer immediately."

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John was a 3rd generation coffin maker and he specialised in making children's coffins in particular.

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The schools are empty and the playgrounds are quiet now.

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I buried my husband yesterday.

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Albert was sure the hospital visiting times were over and he didn't even recognise the man stood at the bottom of his bed.

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"Customer notice."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She had bought the lamp from the antique shop because of the attractive patterns on the leather lamp shade.	4322
"No Doctor, my wife and I have prayed on it and we've decided that our son doesn't need your tetanus or rabies shot."	569
"If you're reading this I failed."	205
"Dear Customer due to a lack of payment your oxygen supply will be turned off in 48hrs."	149
"If you or someone you know is unhappy you must report it to nearest Psychiatric officer immediately."	44
John was a 3rd generation coffin maker and he specialised in making children's coffins in particular.	40
The schools are empty and the playgrounds are quiet now.	37
I buried my husband yesterday.	36
Albert was sure the hospital visiting times were over and he didn't even recognise the man stood at the bottom of his bed.	35
"Customer notice."	31