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[SP] "YOUR F***ING MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!"

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[WP] The entire galaxy had heard what horrors humanity had been capable of, even before becoming interstellar - so they were understandably terrified when the first ambassadors stepped onto the stage. Instead of declaring war, however, the ambassadors opened their mouths - and began to sing.

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[WP] He chuckled, a dangerous glint coming into those aged eyes. "Ever heard the saying? 'Fear the old man in a profession where men die young.'"

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[WP] If there was one thing that helped alleviate Prometheus's punishment, it was that Hephaestus always came to talk about Humanity. He'd listened as he told him of their achievements. Their failures. Everything. Today, he comes, seemingly in shock. It is April 26, 1986.

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[SP] The existence of natural predators implies the existence of an unnatural predator.

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[WP] An immortal gets into an argument with a museum over who owns what.

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[WP] You, an immortal, suddenly find yourself on an altar being sacrificed by a cult that worships... you. This is certainly awkward.

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[WP] Nature reclaiming the land after Humans no longer walk is not Mother Earth taking back what was lost, but her holding the bodies of her children and weeping.

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[WP] "You asked why we humans are so against going to war, right? Welcome to the Western Front."

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[WP] The witch cursed you to become a goose. Several months later, most of the kingdoms had an intense fear of anything with wings.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[SP] "YOUR F***ING MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!"	204
[WP] The entire galaxy had heard what horrors humanity had been capable of, even before becoming interstellar - so they were understandably terrified when the first ambassadors stepped onto the stage. Instead of declaring war, however, the ambassadors opened their mouths - and began to sing.	185
[WP] He chuckled, a dangerous glint coming into those aged eyes. "Ever heard the saying? 'Fear the old man in a profession where men die young.'"	168
[WP] If there was one thing that helped alleviate Prometheus's punishment, it was that Hephaestus always came to talk about Humanity. He'd listened as he told him of their achievements. Their failures. Everything. Today, he comes, seemingly in shock. It is April 26, 1986.	157
[SP] The existence of natural predators implies the existence of an unnatural predator.	147
[WP] An immortal gets into an argument with a museum over who owns what.	140
[WP] You, an immortal, suddenly find yourself on an altar being sacrificed by a cult that worships... you. This is certainly awkward.	135
[WP] Nature reclaiming the land after Humans no longer walk is not Mother Earth taking back what was lost, but her holding the bodies of her children and weeping.	125
[WP] "You asked why we humans are so against going to war, right? Welcome to the Western Front."	116
[WP] The witch cursed you to become a goose. Several months later, most of the kingdoms had an intense fear of anything with wings.	111