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My noodle was a bit discolored, but I ate it anyway.

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Henry needed a shot for his illness.

168 upvotes

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I got a paper cut on my finger.

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“They won’t find me here,” I thought in the closet.

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In a zombie apocalypse, people will tell you to aim for the head.

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As we ejected him into space, he screamed before accepting his fate.

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My neighbor’s barbecue is delicious!!!

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After putting a stick in the patient’s mouth to stop him from screaming, the doctor starting amputating the leg.

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When stars started to disappear, I just thought they were going out of view.

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People say that graveyards are terrible places, but what’s to hate about it?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My noodle was a bit discolored, but I ate it anyway.	6444
Henry needed a shot for his illness.	168
I got a paper cut on my finger.	144
“They won’t find me here,” I thought in the closet.	60
In a zombie apocalypse, people will tell you to aim for the head.	55
As we ejected him into space, he screamed before accepting his fate.	54
My neighbor’s barbecue is delicious!!!	46
After putting a stick in the patient’s mouth to stop him from screaming, the doctor starting amputating the leg.	40
When stars started to disappear, I just thought they were going out of view.	35
People say that graveyards are terrible places, but what’s to hate about it?	33