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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Kids frolicked in the snow, swallowing mouthfuls and kicking it about.

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Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a mouse by the toe, if he squeals let him go.

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Finally, I sighed, as I popped the pimple.

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“Jeez, there’s so many little kids” I thought, as the noise in the canteen grew.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.	1558
Kids frolicked in the snow, swallowing mouthfuls and kicking it about.	32
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a mouse by the toe, if he squeals let him go.	7
Finally, I sighed, as I popped the pimple.	5
“Jeez, there’s so many little kids” I thought, as the noise in the canteen grew.	3