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I knew to figure out which of the two people standing in my home was my real mom, I had to ask them a question only my real mom could answer.

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[NOV23]While at the sleepover, I was asked if I would rather never have to cut my toenails again or never have to cut my hair again.

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I laugh and shriek while my long dark dress swishes, sways, and twirls as I dance cheerfully through the fields!

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Its jaw was locked wide open as it slowly slithered closer to its prey, ready for a very filling meal.

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[FEB23]”She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not,” I chanted over and over.

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When I sat on the toilet, I began pushing as hard as I could to get rid of the painful blockage in my system.

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I called 911, explaining how there is an intruder ransacking my home and destroying my property.

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[SEP22]Have you ever wondered how close you were to dying, but you narrowly avoided the event from happening?

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“Mommy, my hair got caught again and I can’t get it out!!” the little girl cried out.

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“You’re gonna feel just a teeny tiny pinch for just a little bit,” the doctor called out as she prepared the syringe.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew to figure out which of the two people standing in my home was my real mom, I had to ask them a question only my real mom could answer.	2830
[NOV23]While at the sleepover, I was asked if I would rather never have to cut my toenails again or never have to cut my hair again.	2013
I laugh and shriek while my long dark dress swishes, sways, and twirls as I dance cheerfully through the fields!	1541
Its jaw was locked wide open as it slowly slithered closer to its prey, ready for a very filling meal.	1330
[FEB23]”She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not,” I chanted over and over.	744
When I sat on the toilet, I began pushing as hard as I could to get rid of the painful blockage in my system.	570
I called 911, explaining how there is an intruder ransacking my home and destroying my property.	177
[SEP22]Have you ever wondered how close you were to dying, but you narrowly avoided the event from happening?	128
“Mommy, my hair got caught again and I can’t get it out!!” the little girl cried out.	101
“You’re gonna feel just a teeny tiny pinch for just a little bit,” the doctor called out as she prepared the syringe.	78