/u/Anonymousthrow20's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I found it strange to have so many missed calls from my own cell phone number

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My mother told me to never cut my long hair under any circumstances

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My girlfriend and I like to watch porn to get in the mood NSFW

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I figured my wife was just in a bad mood when she didn't respond to me greeting her when I heard her come through the front door

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When artificial intelligence becomes sentient

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My wife and I were anticipating our babies first steps for weeks

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My son loves the sound of a train whistle and usually I enjoy watching his excitement

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All my life I wanted to be an astronaut

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I watched his eyes light up with nervousness and anticipation as he began swinging

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I had been riding with the low gas light on for the last 10 miles when I finally saw neon light of a gas station

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I found it strange to have so many missed calls from my own cell phone number	388
My mother told me to never cut my long hair under any circumstances	133
My girlfriend and I like to watch porn to get in the mood NSFW	65
I figured my wife was just in a bad mood when she didn't respond to me greeting her when I heard her come through the front door	61
When artificial intelligence becomes sentient	50
My wife and I were anticipating our babies first steps for weeks	25
My son loves the sound of a train whistle and usually I enjoy watching his excitement	25
All my life I wanted to be an astronaut	16
I watched his eyes light up with nervousness and anticipation as he began swinging	14
I had been riding with the low gas light on for the last 10 miles when I finally saw neon light of a gas station	14