/u/AnotherWP's posts
[WP] Within the darkest regions of hell, you are just an ordinary demonic car salesman. However, vehicles can only appear in hell when they have taken a human life. Needless to say, you have an abundance of tanks.
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[WP] Something about the party's Paladin has always bothered the Rogue. Despite being cheery and upbeat, the Paladin had a disturbing savagery to the way they fought, and the Rogue swears that they heard inhuman growls from under that visor. Seeking answers, the Rogue infiltrates the Paladin's tent
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[WP] You superpower is invisibility. Not the power to turn invisible, but make other things invisible.
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[WP] You, a genetic mutant breed to be the ultimate super-soldier, accidentally learn that you're going to be replaced by a goddamn robot.
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[WP] You wake up with no memory of who you are or how got there. Your arm is robotic, you're inside a crashed derelict prison ship dangling of an arctic cliff, and the window you're lying on is starting to crack.
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[WP] "*Sigh* You steal one piece of a spaceship and SUDDENLY the whole goddamn universe wants you dead."
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[WP] Lo and behold, another knight has trespassed in your lair and decided to confront you. Once he starts his heroic speech, you scorch him with your fire breath and turn him to ash. Satisfied, you try to take a nap, only to hear an "As I was saying..." from the unharmed knight.
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[WP] "The young daughter hunts in the forest like the beast she is. The middle son expands his army within the dig site. The Eldest awaits your arrival within the city. Three siblings, the mutant, the machine, and the magician, must all be stopped for the safety of the world. Good luck hunter."
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[WP] Whenever someone is about to kick another person's ass, their very own badass theme song plays out of thin air. While walking down an empty street, a fighting song you don't recognize is getting louder behind you. In response, your fighting song starts playing as well.
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[WP] For countless eons, you have maintained an enormous clockwork machine. You have no idea what it's supposed to do, yet you've spent your entire life inside it. You don't know anything about the outside world, so imagine your surprise when a group of strange-looking people find their way inside.
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