/u/AnotherWP's posts
[WP] It is the wildest party of the year. Vampires are getting it on, werewolves can finally let loose, zombies are surprisingly lively, Halloween is the shit. Outside, you fume as you try to locate your target within the party. You're a badass robot bounty hunter, this had better pay well.
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[WP] An average person who loves werewolves is infected with lycanthropy. He/she now cannot wait until the full moon.
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[WP] You can't believe it. Some Jackass snake with wings calling himself an ice dragon just froze over your castle and flew off with your princess. If that wasn't bad enough, now the dumbass knight in shining armor is here to rescue her and slay you.
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[WP] You are forcibly awakened by several men clad in bulky, plated armor. You recall who you are, but have no idea how you ended up in the large muddy ditch these men have found you in. One of them, presumably the leader, gently grabs your arm and examines it. "No feathers, he's safe." The man says
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[WP] All the world's money is stored in one singular bank. The walls are indestructible, every single guard is a robot able to throw cars, and every possible outcome is analysed and prevented in nanoseconds by hyper-intelligent A.I. Trying to rob it is suicide, but you and your team love a challenge
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[WP] A robot bounty hunter, a were-bat cheerleader, a ghost detective, a zombie pilot, a snake-like gunman and a one-armed demi-god stare you down as you try to explain their mission.
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[WP] Most people describe you as "Having a silver tongue". Not because you're a good sweet-talker, but because your words are literally deadly to werewolves.
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[WP] A team of immensely cocky teenage superheroes have bested all forms of crime and villainy they've ever faced thanks to their obnoxiously strong powers. However, you have something that those other villains don't: You know their secret identities, because you're their evil history teacher.
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[WP] An entire army of armored mercenaries want nothing more than to become filthy rich, and to achieve this they break into a dragon's lair to steal its horde. Miraculously, they instead find a dragon's still rotting body.
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[WP] You have a big problem on your hands. Strange metal sea creatures are attempting to sink your boat and kill your coworkers. The only problem is that your captain obviously doesn't believe you, only responding with phrases like "Who the hell are you?" and "How did you get on my boat?"
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