/u/AnthonyisClueless's posts in /r/humansarespaceorcs
“Yeah, I stopped questioning how and why humans do things after they somehow managed to tame an eldritch being and called it Cuddles.”
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The Gallusi, an aggressive avian species, went on a diplomatic trip to the humans and secretly gauge whether or not to conquer them. The humans decided to have chicken for their diplomatic dinner, and the Gallusi wisely decided not to invade.
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