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I bought the Lego Tuxedo Cat, and Masha didn't like it at all.

256 upvotes • r/PoofCats
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When the earthquake woke me up I picked my baby from his crib and ran outside.

141 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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After I accidentally cut myself I freaked out because I didn't see any blood.

141 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Cursed_advice

140 upvotes • r/cursedcomments
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When the cockroach flew into my face I couldn't help but close my eyes and flail wildly.

125 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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When I was a little kid I would die unless I got a heart transplant, but fortunately I survived thanks to an anonymous donor.

117 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The little girl looked at her right hand with curiosity, and started sucking her thumb.

88 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I lifted up my wife's dress and saw her beautiful long legs and her favorite panties

68 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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People thought that the escaped madman couldn't do much damage armed with only a fork.

45 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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With a quick look the doctor knew that all those women could be treated quickly with the correct medication.

33 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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