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My heart sank when the report card came in full of B's instead of A's.

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The kidnapper buried me alive in a coffin, but fortunately I had my phone with me with a full battery, full signal, and I was able to even check my location.

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Just to prove a point to the family of three we just kidnapped I started beating the shit out of their little son.

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Authorities evacuated the beaches when the ocean started to recede, fearing a tsunami was incoming.

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The policemen were disgusted when the fresh body they dug out of my garden matched my missing wife's description.

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Thanks to the medical videos I have watched, during the familiar reunion I noticed that my mom showed all the signs of a stroke.

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This is the THIRD time my new roommate put the empty carton of milk back in the fridge.

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When I lifted the stone lots of little insects ran away to hide from the light.

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The crowd burst into laughter when I finished telling my joke.

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I was starving and so malnourished that my only choice was to eat her dead body.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My heart sank when the report card came in full of B's instead of A's.	7218	TwoSentenceHorror
The kidnapper buried me alive in a coffin, but fortunately I had my phone with me with a full battery, full signal, and I was able to even check my location.	1124	TwoSentenceHorror
Just to prove a point to the family of three we just kidnapped I started beating the shit out of their little son.	970	TwoSentenceHorror
Authorities evacuated the beaches when the ocean started to recede, fearing a tsunami was incoming.	718	TwoSentenceHorror
The policemen were disgusted when the fresh body they dug out of my garden matched my missing wife's description.	409	TwoSentenceHorror
Thanks to the medical videos I have watched, during the familiar reunion I noticed that my mom showed all the signs of a stroke.	406	TwoSentenceHorror
This is the THIRD time my new roommate put the empty carton of milk back in the fridge.	364	TwoSentenceHorror
When I lifted the stone lots of little insects ran away to hide from the light.	349	TwoSentenceHorror
The crowd burst into laughter when I finished telling my joke.	319	TwoSentenceHorror
I was starving and so malnourished that my only choice was to eat her dead body.	295	TwoSentenceHorror