/u/Antimony9292's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I gazed at the tropical fish dancing above me in every color of the rainbow. With my foot trapped and my oxygen tank near-empty, I knew I was the reef’s newest resident.

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I’ve always found it easy to crash family reunions-I just say I’m an obscure relative and everyone pretends to know me. It’s a little harder to dump antifreeze into the root beer without anyone noticing, but still doable.

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Are you one of those people that can’t eat grapefruit because it’s unbearably bitter?

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My action figure collection is legendary-I have superheroes, wizards, presidents, dictators, princesses, influencers, and so many more.

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I watched fireworks light the sky, a stunning kaleidoscope of color.

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I quit my job, burned my savings, and murdered my brother to achieve my dream.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I gazed at the tropical fish dancing above me in every color of the rainbow. With my foot trapped and my oxygen tank near-empty, I knew I was the reef’s newest resident.	794
I’ve always found it easy to crash family reunions-I just say I’m an obscure relative and everyone pretends to know me. It’s a little harder to dump antifreeze into the root beer without anyone noticing, but still doable.	57
Are you one of those people that can’t eat grapefruit because it’s unbearably bitter?	45
My action figure collection is legendary-I have superheroes, wizards, presidents, dictators, princesses, influencers, and so many more.	38
I watched fireworks light the sky, a stunning kaleidoscope of color.	25
I quit my job, burned my savings, and murdered my brother to achieve my dream.	5