/u/AntsBullockYT's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I decided to invite my wifes parents to our date, but I can't see a problem why she is disgusted.

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Do you know that your bum hole can stretch wide enough to fit 2 average size racoons inside? NSFW

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I do enjoy seeing my family around Christmas.

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My girlfriend kept on telling me how her ex boyfriend can do it better than me.

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I do enjoy setting up a campfire in the back garden and sit by the fire.

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I was planning to hang out with my sister.

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I'd asked Johnny to grab the ball from Mr Manners back garden.

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I went to my friends grave after his murder.

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I was admiring myself in the mirror.

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My daughter woke me up and just stared at me with her beautiful eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I decided to invite my wifes parents to our date, but I can't see a problem why she is disgusted.	40
Do you know that your bum hole can stretch wide enough to fit 2 average size racoons inside? NSFW	32
I do enjoy seeing my family around Christmas.	24
My girlfriend kept on telling me how her ex boyfriend can do it better than me.	17
I do enjoy setting up a campfire in the back garden and sit by the fire.	10
I was planning to hang out with my sister.	9
I'd asked Johnny to grab the ball from Mr Manners back garden.	9
I went to my friends grave after his murder.	9
I was admiring myself in the mirror.	8
My daughter woke me up and just stared at me with her beautiful eyes.	5