/u/ApertureGaming011's posts
[EU] Saint Peter: "So mortal, here your soul shall be judged. We shall decide if you are worthy... wait, why are you going to the gate to hell? WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SHOTGUN?! SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE THAT GREEN SUIT?!"
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[WP] The gods grant you one ability from any video game you have played to bring with you to a fantasy world to defeat the Demon Lord. You accidentally choose Minecraft.
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[WP] Finally, your time had come. You’ve gladly accepted the end of your life, calmly exhaling your last breath in your hospital bed. You await the embrace of Death himself, only to be surprised when he says: “It is time to return, my beloved predecessor.”
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[WP] Humanity has integrated as a powerful species into the interstellar community. You have an alien as you significant other. You two strongly love each other, but you know that the DNA between you and your alien S/O cannot match, hence cannot reproduce.
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[EU] “Execute Order 66” Palpatine declared sinisterly. However, his troops responded with utter confusion. “The… what?”
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[WP] As a knight tasked to save the princess of your empire from monsters, you expected to be the 'Knight in Shining Armor'. However in the monsters' lair, you realize that the princess is an elite swords woman and you see her curb stomping the monsters.
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[WP] The Demon Lord feels growing concern about the news of a new group of Adventurers defeating his soldiers in an unprecedented pace. They are the ‘Speedrunners’.
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[WP] You've invited your vampire friend to watch a horror movie. Instead of being scared, he/she could only look at the film in disgust of how much blood is being wasted.
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[WP] "We need to talk" Death disappointingly speaks to you, handing over his list. "You name is written here 4 million times."
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