/u/Apocafeller's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I succumb to blood loss, I set down the knife and let out a weary sigh of contentment.

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As a dedicated scientist, I feel I’ve done my part to combat overpopulation.

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My wife frowned as I walked in the door from work, and asked why I hadn’t picked our son up from daycare.

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When I slipped and hit my head, I laughed.

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I stare out into space at the countless stars, and wonder if we’re alone in this universe.

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My friends jeer and laugh as I pivot in circles on the restaurant floor.

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Afflicted by the sight of my mangled comrades strewn about the blood marred battlefield, I steel myself to press onward.

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“Peekaboo!”, I announced with a wide grin.

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“It’s all in your head” the doctor told me.

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From the sky, there was the sound of a light switch.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I succumb to blood loss, I set down the knife and let out a weary sigh of contentment.	5049
As a dedicated scientist, I feel I’ve done my part to combat overpopulation.	251
My wife frowned as I walked in the door from work, and asked why I hadn’t picked our son up from daycare.	175
When I slipped and hit my head, I laughed.	120
I stare out into space at the countless stars, and wonder if we’re alone in this universe.	86
My friends jeer and laugh as I pivot in circles on the restaurant floor.	72
Afflicted by the sight of my mangled comrades strewn about the blood marred battlefield, I steel myself to press onward.	71
“Peekaboo!”, I announced with a wide grin.	60
“It’s all in your head” the doctor told me.	47
From the sky, there was the sound of a light switch.	42