/u/Apock93's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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On our daughters first birthday we cracked jokes because she didn't like the cream cheese frosting on her cake.

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My wife keeps telling me that the moisture in the diaper bin lid is just condensation.

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I did one last check on my sleeping family before I went out the door for work.

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As I sat down on the stadium style seats I was so glad I was able to make it to the space station with the rest of the world's 1%.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
On our daughters first birthday we cracked jokes because she didn't like the cream cheese frosting on her cake.	38
My wife keeps telling me that the moisture in the diaper bin lid is just condensation.	8
I did one last check on my sleeping family before I went out the door for work.	8
As I sat down on the stadium style seats I was so glad I was able to make it to the space station with the rest of the world's 1%.	2