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"I'm going out to get some milk!" said my father 33 years ago.

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I accidentally ate the Pillsbury Doughboy yesterday.

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Families around the world love searching for the end of the rainbow on St. Paddy's!

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As the boy woke up and looked through his window, he yelled "I love being alive!"

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"I'm going out to get some milk!" said my father 33 years ago.

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(S00Side trigger warning to those who need it)

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Michael grabbed his nametag and went to work.

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I was so happy I was able to meet Clint Eastwood on my flight!

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Everyone in the house grabbed straws and prayed they didn't have the shortest one.

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People always said I had a fairytale family.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm going out to get some milk!" said my father 33 years ago.	1346
I accidentally ate the Pillsbury Doughboy yesterday.	185
Families around the world love searching for the end of the rainbow on St. Paddy's!	25
As the boy woke up and looked through his window, he yelled "I love being alive!"	16
"I'm going out to get some milk!" said my father 33 years ago.	1
(S00Side trigger warning to those who need it)	1
Michael grabbed his nametag and went to work.	1
I was so happy I was able to meet Clint Eastwood on my flight!	1
Everyone in the house grabbed straws and prayed they didn't have the shortest one.	1
People always said I had a fairytale family.	1