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She climbed off the moaning corpse and crossed "Sex with the undead" off her bucket list. NSFW

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Never age, never die, never suffer sickness, recover from any injury....immortality was a gift for centuries.

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My basement "playroom" was a masterpiece of design; no one could escape it once the door locked.

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I always make a point of introducing myself to every person who shows up at my barbecues.

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Despite their differences they made their marriage work.

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By the curb I placed an empty box for a high-end TV, a gaming laptop, and other high-end toys.

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"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do...."

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Simple Simon met a pie-man, going to the fair.

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I pride myself on there always being a space for overnight guests at my place.

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I told her I needed a hand for the afternoon's tea.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She climbed off the moaning corpse and crossed "Sex with the undead" off her bucket list. NSFW	9599
Never age, never die, never suffer sickness, recover from any injury....immortality was a gift for centuries.	295
My basement "playroom" was a masterpiece of design; no one could escape it once the door locked.	138
I always make a point of introducing myself to every person who shows up at my barbecues.	133
Despite their differences they made their marriage work.	77
By the curb I placed an empty box for a high-end TV, a gaming laptop, and other high-end toys.	51
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do...."	27
Simple Simon met a pie-man, going to the fair.	23
I pride myself on there always being a space for overnight guests at my place.	21
I told her I needed a hand for the afternoon's tea.	19