/u/Aquillyne's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Despite using it for years, I had never actually listened to the "Deep Sleep Hypnosis" tape while I was awake.

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"Of all the Accursed Words, the vilest and most terrible is QQÆSLĖTTH."

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After 4.5 hours of work, I finally got that infuriating static fuzzing sound to go away.

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The aliens had finally agreed to let 10,000 people leave the Containment Zone per day, and the queues stretched for miles.

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He wasn't one of those trickster genies, he was genuinely trying to give me what I wanted.

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This intruder thinks the house is empty, but I’m ready behind the sofa with my kitchen knife.

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As I pressed the button on the time machine, I saw the professor charging at the panel, screaming, "You fool, you've looped the output circuit back into the input!"

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The fortune-teller's words made me so happy and excited, yet she kept insisting it was a warning?

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The Genie granted me the power for anything I think of to come true.

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I was devastated when my time-travelling craft arrived in the year 25,000 to find a completely dead and blackened Earth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Despite using it for years, I had never actually listened to the "Deep Sleep Hypnosis" tape while I was awake.	119
"Of all the Accursed Words, the vilest and most terrible is QQÆSLĖTTH."	97
After 4.5 hours of work, I finally got that infuriating static fuzzing sound to go away.	93
The aliens had finally agreed to let 10,000 people leave the Containment Zone per day, and the queues stretched for miles.	86
He wasn't one of those trickster genies, he was genuinely trying to give me what I wanted.	68
This intruder thinks the house is empty, but I’m ready behind the sofa with my kitchen knife.	66
As I pressed the button on the time machine, I saw the professor charging at the panel, screaming, "You fool, you've looped the output circuit back into the input!"	59
The fortune-teller's words made me so happy and excited, yet she kept insisting it was a warning?	46
The Genie granted me the power for anything I think of to come true.	44
I was devastated when my time-travelling craft arrived in the year 25,000 to find a completely dead and blackened Earth.	41