/u/Aquillyne's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Alexa, unlock the front door," I said loudly and clearly.

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This isn't a real Reddit post – I've hacked this into your feed.

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The price to enter the afterlife was to first re-live the death of every living being I'd ever killed.

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“What are you giggling about?” I asked my wife as we lay in bed before sleep.

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"Our client, who sadly lost both his hands in an accident, has authorised us to offer $100 million in exchange for yours."

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“I’m here, I’m alive!” I screamed with every fibre of my being.

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"If you're reading this," read the diary I found lying open in the psycho's apartment, "then I guess our game of cat-and-mouse is finally over, detective."

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“According to Earth-2 law, you are sentenced to Mind Prison where you shall re-live your victim’s experience 99 times.”

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"And now for the cost: I have here three tiles bearing the numerals 1, 2 and 3, from which I shall make a single number; and for that many days you must join us in Hell."

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It was one of the city's most competitive jobs, so when the Chairman at last smiled and said, "You're hired," my heart was pounding.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Alexa, unlock the front door," I said loudly and clearly.	7616
This isn't a real Reddit post – I've hacked this into your feed.	5360
The price to enter the afterlife was to first re-live the death of every living being I'd ever killed.	3954
“What are you giggling about?” I asked my wife as we lay in bed before sleep.	3235
"Our client, who sadly lost both his hands in an accident, has authorised us to offer $100 million in exchange for yours."	2887
“I’m here, I’m alive!” I screamed with every fibre of my being.	2496
"If you're reading this," read the diary I found lying open in the psycho's apartment, "then I guess our game of cat-and-mouse is finally over, detective."	1027
“According to Earth-2 law, you are sentenced to Mind Prison where you shall re-live your victim’s experience 99 times.”	298
"And now for the cost: I have here three tiles bearing the numerals 1, 2 and 3, from which I shall make a single number; and for that many days you must join us in Hell."	291
It was one of the city's most competitive jobs, so when the Chairman at last smiled and said, "You're hired," my heart was pounding.	214