/u/Aquillyne's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"And for tonight's main dish, Mr Bezos, may I present our specially-prepared braised wild panda with Martian truffles, which we are serving with a 1947 Cheval Blanc sauce that I understand is to your taste.

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The human race is truly extraordinary.

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Search Terms: casserole recipe meat onion parsnip carrot thyme

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“I promise I’ll be a good boy, Mother.”

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except, of course, no one calls it 'Christmas' anymore.

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"And now that their Daddy had come home from the faraway land, their little family was all together again, and they all lived happily ever after."

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I woke up in utter darkness and silence.

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[NOV21] Humans have been able to hibernate for at least 50,000 years.

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Somewhere in the multiverse another You is reading this, except for them, a crazed axeman is about to burst in.

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At last: quality delicious meat, without killing any animals.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"And for tonight's main dish, Mr Bezos, may I present our specially-prepared braised wild panda with Martian truffles, which we are serving with a 1947 Cheval Blanc sauce that I understand is to your taste.	12
The human race is truly extraordinary.	11
Search Terms: casserole recipe meat onion parsnip carrot thyme	10
“I promise I’ll be a good boy, Mother.”	9
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except, of course, no one calls it 'Christmas' anymore.	9
"And now that their Daddy had come home from the faraway land, their little family was all together again, and they all lived happily ever after."	9
I woke up in utter darkness and silence.	8
[NOV21] Humans have been able to hibernate for at least 50,000 years.	8
Somewhere in the multiverse another You is reading this, except for them, a crazed axeman is about to burst in.	8
At last: quality delicious meat, without killing any animals.	6