/u/ArchCrono's posts
[WP] Of all the people in the world the Red Balloon has chosen you. The government has placed you on the island until you can get rid of the Balloon, preferably not by the usual methods of insanity or death.
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[WP] Lady Luck has smiled upon you giving you a 24hr winning streak at the casino. You're job is to gamble away money for the Mafia.
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[WP] The only thing stopping aliens from invading earth is our jokes. They think humans are hilarious. You are a comedian the government has hired to keep the aliens laughing. Fail and the invasion begins. Succeed and you will be well paid.
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[WP] You own and operate a company that specializes in prisoner exchanges. Normally this is deadly serious but you’ve never seen anything as adorable as these two little girls exchanging cherished stuffed animals.
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[WP] Besides being a vampire your life was great! Then some idiot Necromancer started the Zombie apocalypse. Now if you ever plan on eating again you need to start the Human apocalypse.
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[WP] The hypothetical large planet in the far outer Solar System has been discovered, it has a few moons. On one of the moons, they find a laboratory and inside is Nikola Tesla.
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[WP] “HELlo, if you need anything or have any questions Please don’t be afraid to ask, Up Stairs you will find the PLanetarium and for your EASE mental refreshers are located down stairs.”
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