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With a click and a whir, my patient broke down in tears of joy as years of pain and suffering were ended in a split second.

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"If I don't pay my student loans, it's not like they can take the knowledge back!"

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"Well, time to go to bed," I say to myself as I flip the light switch.

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"Please accept this letter acknowledging a clerical error made by the State Penitentiary."

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I know it's here somewhere, I just have to keep digging.

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Ever since the transplant, my leg won't stop itching.

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Immense pressure, total darkness, constantly drowning.

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I've enjoyed being able to pause time at my will.

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Visions of grandeur and worldly possessions danced before my eyes as I signed my name.

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"You must make a wish," the genie said with barely perceptible worry in his voice.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With a click and a whir, my patient broke down in tears of joy as years of pain and suffering were ended in a split second.	351
"If I don't pay my student loans, it's not like they can take the knowledge back!"	307
"Well, time to go to bed," I say to myself as I flip the light switch.	289
"Please accept this letter acknowledging a clerical error made by the State Penitentiary."	229
I know it's here somewhere, I just have to keep digging.	201
Ever since the transplant, my leg won't stop itching.	94
Immense pressure, total darkness, constantly drowning.	94
I've enjoyed being able to pause time at my will.	73
Visions of grandeur and worldly possessions danced before my eyes as I signed my name.	57
"You must make a wish," the genie said with barely perceptible worry in his voice.	51