/u/Ars_Morendi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She floored the accelerator, they were already doing 50mph.

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After the fire they identified my wife and daughter by their dental records.

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'My girlfriend thinks I came back because I still loved her, the truth is I was just hungry.'

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'Drink the juice sweetheart and you can go to sleep like everyone else.'

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It didn't seem to matter whether you were vegan or not.

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'Write a r/TwoSentenceHorror post.'

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'The problem with humans is that they don't have enough holes, not nearly enough.'

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'They usually stop screaming when they realise there is no escape', said the headmaster.'

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I've been having the same dream for the last 20 years.

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There he was again, Gavin, standing between her and her car.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She floored the accelerator, they were already doing 50mph.	230
After the fire they identified my wife and daughter by their dental records.	202
'My girlfriend thinks I came back because I still loved her, the truth is I was just hungry.'	168
'Drink the juice sweetheart and you can go to sleep like everyone else.'	121
It didn't seem to matter whether you were vegan or not.	100
'Write a r/TwoSentenceHorror post.'	91
'The problem with humans is that they don't have enough holes, not nearly enough.'	85
'They usually stop screaming when they realise there is no escape', said the headmaster.'	73
I've been having the same dream for the last 20 years.	66
There he was again, Gavin, standing between her and her car.	58