/u/ArseArse69's posts
[WP] Krampus, The Grinch, The Mouse King, Scrooge, and other holiday villains have their annual Christmas party, a decidedly dreary affair.
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[WP] After your daughter accidentally pushes Queen Elizabeth down a flight of stairs, a heavenly voice proclaims “the vanquisher replaces the vanquished, all hail the queen.”
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[WP] Due to a massive factory strike by the elves, the spokesman for the North Pole must make the announcement that no presents will be delivered this year.
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[EU] Monsters Incorporated faces competition from a meteoric startup, Under the Bed Energy Refiners (UBER), who use a crowd sourced model of independent contractors rather than a centralized workforce.
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[WP] Due to new diversity requirements, the Police Dog Academy enrolls its first golden retriever, who must prove that he’s tough and mean enough to do the job.
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[WP] As a portent, you cannot do magic yourself, but magical events periodically occur around you, and these are always a prophecy of things to come. Today, for example, all of the water you touch turns to blood.
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[EU] Dudley Dursley is having a normal morning at home with his wife and daughter, until an owl taps on the window, with a large envelope attached to its leg.
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[WP] In the year 4500 CE a popular college class is American Mythology, which covers topics like the Marvel Pantheon and the StarWars sagas.
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[WP] So one day someone with a genie wished that every blade of grass on earth became a literal blade. So yeah, that’s how the world ended.
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