/u/AslandusTheLaster's posts
[WP] Death is actually two beings, one who carries souls to the afterlife and one who sends them to their proper place when they arrive. They've never met in person, but they are pen pals, using the souls of the departed to send messages to one another.
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[WP] As a former god-king of a sovereign nation, you find it rather upsetting that people keep seeing you as some sort of horror movie monster. After all, you only died a few millennia ago, and they should really respect their elders.
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[WP] "Over the river and through the woods" is nice and all, but what trip to grandmother's house is complete without traipsing through an active volcano and vanquishing hordes of the undead?
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[WP] After retiring to the life of a school teacher, the former hero is rather annoyed that their students keep skipping class to save the world.
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[TT] The master of the house, an infamous necromancer, has been slain. Now he's returned as a ghost, and refuses to let any of his guests leave until they find and punish the one that killed him.
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[WP] Death is meaningless and war eternal... Until it's not. It's the dawning of a new era, and the immortal sociopaths that once fought one another and ruled with an iron fist must now learn to get along, one way or another...
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[WP] "You'll never win, you vile cur!" "Of course I won't. How could the referee possibly win the game?"
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