/u/Astecheee's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I pulled furiously on the parasitic worm inside my nose with my pliers.

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Daddy left to get help when his car stopped going.

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I came home after having that sinking feeling in my gut when you realise you left the oven on.

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"Due to the traces of cannabis found in your vehicle, we are denying your insurance claim."

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The voice of the Almighty thundered across the stars "LUCIFER - WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY CHILDREN?"

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I was congratulating myself for finally getting on top of my bills while standing in the checkout line.

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I wasn’t worried about the constant itch, but the long, almost vein-like lines forming under my skin have got me worried.

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Wanted: Mother, dead or alive.

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"We sentence the defendant guilty to 17 counts of murder in the first degree, 23 counts of grand larcency, and 92 lesser convictions."

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Daddy’s candy, makes me sleepy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I pulled furiously on the parasitic worm inside my nose with my pliers.	553
Daddy left to get help when his car stopped going.	195
I came home after having that sinking feeling in my gut when you realise you left the oven on.	87
"Due to the traces of cannabis found in your vehicle, we are denying your insurance claim."	71
The voice of the Almighty thundered across the stars "LUCIFER - WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY CHILDREN?"	50
I was congratulating myself for finally getting on top of my bills while standing in the checkout line.	19
I wasn’t worried about the constant itch, but the long, almost vein-like lines forming under my skin have got me worried.	13
Wanted: Mother, dead or alive.	10
"We sentence the defendant guilty to 17 counts of murder in the first degree, 23 counts of grand larcency, and 92 lesser convictions."	10
Daddy’s candy, makes me sleepy.	8