/u/Ataraxidermist's posts
[WP] One night you summoned a cute devil because you felt lonely. To your surprise, the being also felt lonely and you bonded over the mutual feeling. The hellish creature is quickly becoming your best platonic friend.
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[PI] In hell, people can choose what happens to them. They can choose literally ANYTHING. Naturally, many people try to exploit this by going for luxuries and pampering, but the devil ALWAYS has ways to torture those fools...
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[PI] Carl Sagan once said, "to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Someone is finally doing it -- making an apple pie truly from scratch.
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[PI] Humanity is visited by a cosmic horror the likes of which has only been seen in Lovecraftian horror. In desperation, Earth throws everything we have at it, and, miraculously, the human race has killed a God. Somewhere in a realm beyond our understanding, the other gods speak of the event.
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[PI] You die and discover hell exists. Worse yet, you find out that the only reason you’re here is because when you were 2 and a half years old, you accidentally made a deal with the devil.
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[WP] You're a licensed auctioneer, a dragon hires you to sell his hoard during an auction sale so he can turn the profit into stock-options. It's a lot easier and less space-consuming to hoard dematerialized bonds.
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[WP] NPCs have it easy, right? They just have to wait to do a single task and be done with it. Except it's wrong. They are locked in place for days or weeks on end, and could well be murdered by psychotic players. It wears them down psychologically.
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[WP] You're a devil who used to seduce the souls out of innocent victims. Sick of shallow relationships, you opened an establishment where clients can buy theological debates, philosophical conversations and deep platonic friendships. Surprisingly, you're harvesting more souls than ever.
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[PI] You are the CEO of a successful energy company. You’re invited to a business dinner, and if the deal goes well, it could revolutionize energy as we know it. Only one problem. Garlic’s in the food, utensils are silver and it’s held in an old chapel. And you’re a vampire.
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