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They say the killer always returns to the scene of the crime.

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I decided to have myself frozen for when a cure can be found for my terminal illness.

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I got stung by a bee and now I think I have hives.

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The snowflakes gently landed on her coat, her boots, and the smile she had on her face.

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I have been with many women in my lifetime.

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I was just a 9-year-old boy when my teacher had her way with me.

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I held my newborn, the umbilical cord still attached as I cried on the concrete floor.

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"Please, you don't really think you can sell me on this," I told the salesman.

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"You'd better not hurt my daughter," I told my daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend.

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We thought Godzilla was the mother.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say the killer always returns to the scene of the crime.	6119
I decided to have myself frozen for when a cure can be found for my terminal illness.	771
I got stung by a bee and now I think I have hives.	443
The snowflakes gently landed on her coat, her boots, and the smile she had on her face.	348
I have been with many women in my lifetime.	325
I was just a 9-year-old boy when my teacher had her way with me.	180
I held my newborn, the umbilical cord still attached as I cried on the concrete floor.	139
"Please, you don't really think you can sell me on this," I told the salesman.	90
"You'd better not hurt my daughter," I told my daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend.	89
We thought Godzilla was the mother.	81