/u/AttemptedComedy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My doctor told me I need to slow down on the red meat.

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My girlfriend and I used to be that cliche, soppy teenager couple who said we were one together before she died.

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My favorite part of my job as a detective isn't the sense of worth or the paycheck.

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I've broken mirrors before and never had 7 years of bad luck.

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Nothing is worse than living in the shadow of your own older sibling.

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My grandmother always told me if I wasn't too careful, I would end up kidnapped.

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Something has been causing kids to disappear in this small town.

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I've never met this woman, but I know she feels what I'm feeling and we were meant to be together.

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I've been studying Josef Mengele in my history class.

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My wife is a pediatric nurse and with the recent measles outbreak, she's been counting the dead.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My doctor told me I need to slow down on the red meat.	37
My girlfriend and I used to be that cliche, soppy teenager couple who said we were one together before she died.	36
My favorite part of my job as a detective isn't the sense of worth or the paycheck.	33
I've broken mirrors before and never had 7 years of bad luck.	33
Nothing is worse than living in the shadow of your own older sibling.	28
My grandmother always told me if I wasn't too careful, I would end up kidnapped.	28
Something has been causing kids to disappear in this small town.	28
I've never met this woman, but I know she feels what I'm feeling and we were meant to be together.	25
I've been studying Josef Mengele in my history class.	25
My wife is a pediatric nurse and with the recent measles outbreak, she's been counting the dead.	22