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I probably could have survived my motorcycle accident had the paramedics gotten here in time.

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I have a special someone I've been admiring that comes into the restaurant I cook at.

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As my victim turned her head to me, her head opened at the side like a broken coconut from the wound left by my axe.

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I found a man who sold those tribal shrunken heads with stitched mouths.

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I could feel my flesh boiling, the skin withering and blackening in the most painful, agonizing experience I could ever believe to exist.

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The ground shook under the sea around us, causing giant wakes that swung us up and down like ragdolls.

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I've buried many a body behind the scenes of this cemetery for the last 30 years, and not a single person even knows my name in this town.

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[WP] The world has gone through a population cull. To handle the waste, most vehicles and generators now work on human flesh and bone for power. The cull is over, but now the world is fed by the dead... and they're running out of fuel.

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Nothing arouses me quite like watching the distraught face on a newborn as it's slowly dropped into a blender feet-first.

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They say the best things in life are free.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I probably could have survived my motorcycle accident had the paramedics gotten here in time.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I have a special someone I've been admiring that comes into the restaurant I cook at.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
As my victim turned her head to me, her head opened at the side like a broken coconut from the wound left by my axe.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I found a man who sold those tribal shrunken heads with stitched mouths.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I could feel my flesh boiling, the skin withering and blackening in the most painful, agonizing experience I could ever believe to exist.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The ground shook under the sea around us, causing giant wakes that swung us up and down like ragdolls.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I've buried many a body behind the scenes of this cemetery for the last 30 years, and not a single person even knows my name in this town.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] The world has gone through a population cull. To handle the waste, most vehicles and generators now work on human flesh and bone for power. The cull is over, but now the world is fed by the dead... and they're running out of fuel.	8	WritingPrompts
Nothing arouses me quite like watching the distraught face on a newborn as it's slowly dropped into a blender feet-first.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
They say the best things in life are free.	7	TwoSentenceHorror