/u/Aucklandwatch's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My family found the friendliest little kitten ever in the woods behind the laboratory, he even had his fancy little gentleman's name printed on his collar.

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My new high-tech stickshift car has a dashboard display that tells you the most effective gear to be in.

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To stave off the eternal cold from the damp earth I secretly sewed some cosy, glowing nuclear fuel pellets into my late husband's chest cavity.

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The Pythagorean Spiral is the most perfect form in nature.

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At 4am my late wife's mother texted me to say she dreamt the killer was hiding in her walls.

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The library only let me take out one book at a time.

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My kidnapper didn't think I could chew through the ropes when he threw me into the basket.

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When I found a box of baby teeth behind the dresser my girlfriend was quick to point out they were hers.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My family found the friendliest little kitten ever in the woods behind the laboratory, he even had his fancy little gentleman's name printed on his collar.	449
My new high-tech stickshift car has a dashboard display that tells you the most effective gear to be in.	33
To stave off the eternal cold from the damp earth I secretly sewed some cosy, glowing nuclear fuel pellets into my late husband's chest cavity.	21
The Pythagorean Spiral is the most perfect form in nature.	14
At 4am my late wife's mother texted me to say she dreamt the killer was hiding in her walls.	10
The library only let me take out one book at a time.	8
My kidnapper didn't think I could chew through the ropes when he threw me into the basket.	4
When I found a box of baby teeth behind the dresser my girlfriend was quick to point out they were hers.	2