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Today is the day I held my newborn son for the first time.

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As a mortician, I’ve filled hundreds of coffins of all shapes and sizes.

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Every day she wakes up next to the man of her dreams.

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Back in November, when the doctors gave me six months, I took comfort knowing I’d still be around for my daughter’s first recital next week.

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My second to last thought was how sleeping under the stars was the best way to camp.

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I thought the worst thing I’d ever experience in my relationship was my girlfriend in bed with another man.

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After being unconscious for God knows how long, I immediately begged and pleaded to have the blindfold taken off to relieve my fear of the dark.

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I’ve always wanted to be one of those guys working in space, and now I finally have my chance.

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I always thought the Lullaby Man was a local legend meant to frighten kids and unnerve parents.

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After his Alzheimer’s became worse, Robert’s biggest fear was the moment he lost his memory completely.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Today is the day I held my newborn son for the first time.	555	TwoSentenceSadness
As a mortician, I’ve filled hundreds of coffins of all shapes and sizes.	177	TwoSentenceSadness
Every day she wakes up next to the man of her dreams.	150	TwoSentenceSadness
Back in November, when the doctors gave me six months, I took comfort knowing I’d still be around for my daughter’s first recital next week.	105	TwoSentenceSadness
My second to last thought was how sleeping under the stars was the best way to camp.	101	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought the worst thing I’d ever experience in my relationship was my girlfriend in bed with another man.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
After being unconscious for God knows how long, I immediately begged and pleaded to have the blindfold taken off to relieve my fear of the dark.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve always wanted to be one of those guys working in space, and now I finally have my chance.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
I always thought the Lullaby Man was a local legend meant to frighten kids and unnerve parents.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
After his Alzheimer’s became worse, Robert’s biggest fear was the moment he lost his memory completely.	27	TwoSentenceSadness