/u/AugustusLouis's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My husband doesn't know that I'm aware he's been bringing girls home every night.

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My teacher told me I was dumb because I accidentally dumped all the red paint for art class, so she told me to replace it.

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I know my parents were in a good mood today because they gave me an entire bag of candy bars to bring to school!

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Mommy and Daddy told me to be strong, and that it will be over soon.

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I smiled at and thanked the cops for finally catching this nerd who has been stalking me for weeks.

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My husband complained that the soup I spent hours cooking for him has already gone cold once he got home.

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The creepy guy that usually stares at me through my window every night wasn't there one his usual spot by the streetlight.

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I told mom that her stew tasted bad this time.

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I'm going to meet an online friend today and I'm so excited so I got him a surprise!

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Megan said she loved me so much, and that she wanted me inside her tonight.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My husband doesn't know that I'm aware he's been bringing girls home every night.	428
My teacher told me I was dumb because I accidentally dumped all the red paint for art class, so she told me to replace it.	70
I know my parents were in a good mood today because they gave me an entire bag of candy bars to bring to school!	65
Mommy and Daddy told me to be strong, and that it will be over soon.	43
I smiled at and thanked the cops for finally catching this nerd who has been stalking me for weeks.	28
My husband complained that the soup I spent hours cooking for him has already gone cold once he got home.	18
The creepy guy that usually stares at me through my window every night wasn't there one his usual spot by the streetlight.	16
I told mom that her stew tasted bad this time.	16
I'm going to meet an online friend today and I'm so excited so I got him a surprise!	15
Megan said she loved me so much, and that she wanted me inside her tonight.	15