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The skinny young boy swung his legs impatiently from the tree branch as his mother tended the flowers, tearfully begging her to finish up and take him home.

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I was outraged when I found out my quiet 6 year old nephew had pulverized a kid from school, giving him stitches, bruises and a broken nose.

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My friend is a murderer

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My twin brother and I decided to swap identities for a day to see if anyone would notice.

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My wife told me that “sex is better on holiday”

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As i take my last breath freezing in the snow i whimper

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The skinny young boy swung his legs impatiently from the tree branch as his mother tended the flowers, tearfully begging her to finish up and take him home.	22
I was outraged when I found out my quiet 6 year old nephew had pulverized a kid from school, giving him stitches, bruises and a broken nose.	19
My friend is a murderer	15
My twin brother and I decided to swap identities for a day to see if anyone would notice.	10
My wife told me that “sex is better on holiday”	9
As i take my last breath freezing in the snow i whimper	7