/u/Avalon_88's posts
[WP] A travelling group of arrogant adventurers cause chaos wherever they go. In truth they're all a bunch of dragons polymorphed into human form with no idea that they're traveling with fellow polymorphed dragons.
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[EU] A videogame character becomes aware that their bursts of skill come from an external force that suddenly possesses them. They have become aware of the player.
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[WP] There is no chosen one. There is only a manual left by the ancients, a set of guidelines and conditions that must be followed to produce someone that can wield "the weapon".
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[WP] You've just married your childhood sweetheart but you've been having dreams lately about another woman. Turns out you are the reincarnation of an ancient god stuck in the cycle of reincarnation with his goddess wife and the current reincarnation of the goddess is here to collect.
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[WP]A group of serial killers decide to terrorize a couple living in a small suburban home. As they sneak about the house they find bodies in the basement, hundreds of bodies. The front door opens and closes as they hear a delighted voice say "Oh my dear! It seems we have guests!"
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[WP] A well to do billionaire has never needed body guards in his whole life. It probably has something to do with his humanitarian efforts to strictly hire military veterans for his housekeeping, chauffeur, and maintenance.
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[WP] You can see ghosts, but for whatever reason it's only the ghost of animals. Though it's not your business, you've become known as a pet psychic. One day someone asks you to contact their pet, but the pet warns you "danger!"
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[WP] You shouldn't underestimate dumb people in large numbers. I once told them to sweep the desert and they came in with brooms and dust pans. In two weeks, there was nothing but bedrock as far as the eye could see.
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[WP] It's always awkward when you say the wrong name during the throes of passion, whether that passion is carnal, sports, political or otherwise. In this case, zealously chanting the wrong name after a successful summoning ritual is really awkward.
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[WP] When you got superpowers you were prepared for the worst. Learning to control your super strength, how to control your supersonic speed, focus your omniscient senses. No one ever told you about the sense of dilated time, with stamina that means you barely need sleep. Now you have too much time.
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