/u/Avanou's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I did not expect to find a zipper underneath my daughter's hair while I was checking her for lice.

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I slammed on my brakes the instant I noticed the red light.

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After the 3rd redial I realized that I’d been given yet another fake phone number from a cute girl I thought was into me.

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Despite the police saying the case was unsolvable, I kept searching until I found the man who killed my sister.

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Today I learned my sister's boyfriend is colorblind.

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I could see everything happening in the house using the surveillance monitors in this tiny soundproof room.

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I thought I'd found the perfect ghostwriter to help me finish my autobiography.

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My sister says her spirit will be at rest once I avenge her murder.

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My wife was bugging me for weeks to see a physician about the lump in my throat.

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The crew didn't hesitate to accept the captain's offer to stay with the ship, happy to have 1 less person exhausting the precious little oxygen the escape pod emergency tanks held.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I did not expect to find a zipper underneath my daughter's hair while I was checking her for lice.	14731
I slammed on my brakes the instant I noticed the red light.	4631
After the 3rd redial I realized that I’d been given yet another fake phone number from a cute girl I thought was into me.	1189
Despite the police saying the case was unsolvable, I kept searching until I found the man who killed my sister.	1139
Today I learned my sister's boyfriend is colorblind.	777
I could see everything happening in the house using the surveillance monitors in this tiny soundproof room.	512
I thought I'd found the perfect ghostwriter to help me finish my autobiography.	337
My sister says her spirit will be at rest once I avenge her murder.	166
My wife was bugging me for weeks to see a physician about the lump in my throat.	164
The crew didn't hesitate to accept the captain's offer to stay with the ship, happy to have 1 less person exhausting the precious little oxygen the escape pod emergency tanks held.	159