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When I adopted this dog, I was told he shed frequently.

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I laughed as I locked the murderous creature inside the incinerator and told my friend to turn it on.

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"So, I tell the victim he has to win at Russian roulette if he wants to leave."

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After a thorough search of the abandoned building, I found one last bricked-up door.

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I finally finished my writing my book, it's about a man who killed and tortured dozens during Vietnam.

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"I'd like to report a noise complaint from the room above me."

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I finally got my wife to agree to bondage! NSFW

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I checked my pockets for my essentials, but my keys were missing.

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While giving my graduation speech, everyone laughed at a mistake my parents made.

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After searching the maze alone for months, I had finally found the exit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I adopted this dog, I was told he shed frequently.	8045
I laughed as I locked the murderous creature inside the incinerator and told my friend to turn it on.	116
"So, I tell the victim he has to win at Russian roulette if he wants to leave."	92
After a thorough search of the abandoned building, I found one last bricked-up door.	80
I finally finished my writing my book, it's about a man who killed and tortured dozens during Vietnam.	56
"I'd like to report a noise complaint from the room above me."	50
I finally got my wife to agree to bondage! NSFW	34
I checked my pockets for my essentials, but my keys were missing.	27
While giving my graduation speech, everyone laughed at a mistake my parents made.	23
After searching the maze alone for months, I had finally found the exit.	17