/u/Averagebiker21's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Look dad, the sharkies are so big!", my son said gleefully, pointing towards the glass

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After I asked the crystal ball to tell me how to escape death, I was very confused as it read "No, thanks honey, I'm full"

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I dropped my jaw in awe as I watched my toddler lift the fridge over his shoulders, wondering how his little body could hold so much weight

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"Welp, that looks like a nasty tear!", said my friend, as we chucled in our drunk stupor.

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As soon as I saw the man emptying a vial in that girls drink, I punched him and got him kicked out

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"But I just LOVE how blue looks on her!", said my mom.

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Ignoring how much my muscles ached, I pulled on the ropes on the sleigh with all my might, knowing my son would die if I didn't carry him through the snowstorm.

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To this day, killing five of those vermins with a single gunshot is one of my greatest achievements.

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I can't get over the fact that people never look at my face...

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My mom always told me I had a "gift", which was that my emotions became very imprinted into the people all around me, which meant I could easily comfort others or make them happy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Look dad, the sharkies are so big!", my son said gleefully, pointing towards the glass	13369
After I asked the crystal ball to tell me how to escape death, I was very confused as it read "No, thanks honey, I'm full"	11013
I dropped my jaw in awe as I watched my toddler lift the fridge over his shoulders, wondering how his little body could hold so much weight	7239
"Welp, that looks like a nasty tear!", said my friend, as we chucled in our drunk stupor.	1060
As soon as I saw the man emptying a vial in that girls drink, I punched him and got him kicked out	741
"But I just LOVE how blue looks on her!", said my mom.	730
Ignoring how much my muscles ached, I pulled on the ropes on the sleigh with all my might, knowing my son would die if I didn't carry him through the snowstorm.	679
To this day, killing five of those vermins with a single gunshot is one of my greatest achievements.	583
I can't get over the fact that people never look at my face...	388
My mom always told me I had a "gift", which was that my emotions became very imprinted into the people all around me, which meant I could easily comfort others or make them happy.	303