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To deter people from stealing from my watermelon patch I posted a sign that said, "WARNING! One of these watermelons are poisoned."

194 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My spouse keeps on complaining about my habit of drinking out of the milk carton.

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Life itself changed when it was discovered that god does exist and wasn't loving, hateful, good, or even evil.

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I used to think that most drugs not having an effect on me wasn't so bad.

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"Think outside of the box.", I murmured to myself.

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"All those hours of playing Player Unknown's Battlegrounds weren't a waste.", I thought to myself.

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My boss stopped smoking.

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I don't know what SIDS stands for or what it is.

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She was an open book.

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When the clock struck midnight and 2021 was ushered in, loudest most ear-shattering Godzilla roar boomed throughout all the streets and city blocks.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To deter people from stealing from my watermelon patch I posted a sign that said, "WARNING! One of these watermelons are poisoned."	194	TwoSentenceHorror
My spouse keeps on complaining about my habit of drinking out of the milk carton.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
Life itself changed when it was discovered that god does exist and wasn't loving, hateful, good, or even evil.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
I used to think that most drugs not having an effect on me wasn't so bad.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
"Think outside of the box.", I murmured to myself.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
"All those hours of playing Player Unknown's Battlegrounds weren't a waste.", I thought to myself.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
My boss stopped smoking.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I don't know what SIDS stands for or what it is.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
She was an open book.	9	TwoSentenceSadness
When the clock struck midnight and 2021 was ushered in, loudest most ear-shattering Godzilla roar boomed throughout all the streets and city blocks.	8	TwoSentenceHorror